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[Mr. Lee Hammer]

[Oh, good. Finally, something for Pizzabug to do to take their mind off of... well, y'know.]

1. I still have some decent weaponry in the storage room. Arm yourself with the best weapons you can find.

>like Loren, you don't necessarily need these, but it might give you away if you use your cosplays to eliminate him, so... is there an axe? you don't particularly care that it's not very practical, you just like axes. grab a gun, too, preferably an automatic one where you could just hold the trigger and riddle an unfortunate soul with bullets

2. Head up to Little Russia and search for Sidorov.

>first, look up where Little Russia is, what Sidorov looks like, and where his base is located. (can't deal with him if you don't know who you're dealing with.) then, change into a cosplay of Revali from Zelda BotW, use Revali's Gale to launch yourself into the air, and seek out his base from above, high enough that nobody can see you and get suspicious of you but low enough that you can still see the people below

3. Deal with Sidorov permanently.

>land near the base in a spot that doesn't have very many people near it, and sneak in using a cosplay of Vivian from Paper Mario to merge with the shadows and become invisible. the second you see him, emerge and open fire with your gun, filling both Sidorov and anyone else in the room that's not you with lead! and in case any of them manage to get up close and personal with you, hit 'em with the axe you brought—ideally decapitating them, but anything that incapacitates them works

4. Send a message to the Russian Mafia that they're making a big mistake messing with me!

>chop off the now-deceased Sidorov's head with your axe and carve Carmello's initials into his forehead—fittingly enough, "CB" also happens to be your initials, so this shouldn't be too hard. then, stick the head on a pike and display it right outside the entrance of the base, for all of Little Russia to see

5. Recover the stolen weapons and bring them back to my warehouses in Santa Castillo.

>finally, change into a cosplay of Nabbit from the Mario games, stash away all of the stolen weapons in the eternally-expanding item sack of hammerspace, and make a mad dash back towards the warehouse. the good thing about Nabbit is that he's fast and thorough—jury's still out on whether he's sharp as a tack, though

Cutbug has rolled a 5, 3, 8, 7 and a 3 for a grand total of 27 points.

1.      You manage to get yourself a nice little throwing axe and a 9mm pistol. Not the most proficient weapons there are, but they should get the job done.

2.      You do at least find where Little Russia is and what Sidorov looks like, but you can't find anything about his base. So as Revali, you just have to scour the town until you eventually stumble into his base. Unfortunately they see you jumping and have you in their sights. Better get down to fighting!

3.      Though thankfully, it was a good idea that you landed in the secluded part of the base because they still look for the Revali-looking figure, not knowing that you're now dressed as Vivian. They don't suspect a thing. And once you find Sidorov, you come in guns going off. You kill Sidorov and his men, no problem. You just about nearly damn near killed everyone in the base, where shotting them or lobbing off some heads. But you did it, you cleared out everyone. Guess the cosplay combined with your experiences in A Game of Mafia 2 served you well after all.

4.      You chop of Sidorov's head and carve the “CB” initials into it. And you leave it in front of the base. They see it and just learned not to fuck with Carmello, or Cutbug for that matter.

5.      As Nabbit, you manage to secure some of the weapons in the bag. Bad news is it tears, leaving some of them to fall out. But nevertheless, you dash forward and you manage to bring back a decent amount.