08-21-2021, 19:49:08 PM
Hiro's a little hesitant to, y'know, kill a guy, but what the hell. He's already a criminal going into this, he might as well go the whole nine yards. But how to do it...
1. I still have some decent weaponry in the storage room. Arm yourself with the best weapons you can find.
...So, what could possibly be a good weapon for this kinda thing? How about... a knife! Small, but effective! Grab one and stuff it in your comically oversized 'do. Next, grab some of the good stuff (trust me, this'll come in handy later) and stuff it in a suitcase or something. Hidden, of course. That's all you're gonna need!
2. Head up to Little Russia and search for Sidorov.
First of all, figure out where Little Russia is, leg it 'till you're too tired and far enough away from a settlement, and hitchhike... but as soon as someone stops, force 'em out of the car GTA style, take their phone, and drive off. Shove all your stuff in a car.
3. Deal with Sidorov permanently.
Here's where it all comes together - get yourself close and alone with Sidorov with your illegal drugs and convincing any and all guards you're his dealer. When you're alone, SURPRISE! Hair knife him, and probably gag from the blood.
4. Send a message to the Russian Mafia that they're making a big mistake messing with me!
Stop yourself from getting the hell outta dodge, you aren't done yet. Use his blood to write "DON'T FUCK WITH US" on the wall, and leave a calling card on Sidorov's soon rotting corpse.
5. Recover the stolen weapons and bring them back to my warehouses in Santa Castillo.
Grab the stolen weapons, and maybe a few other things too to impress the boss, jump out a window or something, shove 'em in the back of the car and FLOOR IT. Once you get to the warehouse, leave the car somewhere and shove all the stuff in there, walk the rest of the way back, and pray to every god you know that it turned out fine.
1. I still have some decent weaponry in the storage room. Arm yourself with the best weapons you can find.
...So, what could possibly be a good weapon for this kinda thing? How about... a knife! Small, but effective! Grab one and stuff it in your comically oversized 'do. Next, grab some of the good stuff (trust me, this'll come in handy later) and stuff it in a suitcase or something. Hidden, of course. That's all you're gonna need!
2. Head up to Little Russia and search for Sidorov.
First of all, figure out where Little Russia is, leg it 'till you're too tired and far enough away from a settlement, and hitchhike... but as soon as someone stops, force 'em out of the car GTA style, take their phone, and drive off. Shove all your stuff in a car.
3. Deal with Sidorov permanently.
Here's where it all comes together - get yourself close and alone with Sidorov with your illegal drugs and convincing any and all guards you're his dealer. When you're alone, SURPRISE! Hair knife him, and probably gag from the blood.
4. Send a message to the Russian Mafia that they're making a big mistake messing with me!
Stop yourself from getting the hell outta dodge, you aren't done yet. Use his blood to write "DON'T FUCK WITH US" on the wall, and leave a calling card on Sidorov's soon rotting corpse.
5. Recover the stolen weapons and bring them back to my warehouses in Santa Castillo.
Grab the stolen weapons, and maybe a few other things too to impress the boss, jump out a window or something, shove 'em in the back of the car and FLOOR IT. Once you get to the warehouse, leave the car somewhere and shove all the stuff in there, walk the rest of the way back, and pray to every god you know that it turned out fine.
"Sticks and stones can damage your vital organs, so always wear body armour!"