Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[Kafkaesque]

The end approaches. But first, a nice meal.

NIGHT EIGHT

• Stretching yourself a bit thin, aren't you, Tamama? Or do you simply intend to flex your two kills on a poor tribute who has none? Tut, tut! Pride comes before a fall! Off a cliff, usually! Or into a spike trap!
  
• Childe becomes paranoid, and is convinced Vanessa will become a ruthless killer now she's tasted blood once! But his warnings fall on deaf ears! Or rather, on nonexistent ears!
  
• 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
  
• Stop what, exactly? Is this warning Aizawa that continuing his competition with Tamama cannot end well? Or is Cecil's warning of a more cryptic, ominous nature? It could be either...
  
• The glorious return of contemplative Nightmare! Heh... Nightmare. I am incapable of making anything but the most obvious jokes, you see.
  
• Amanda has moved on from How Not To Fall Down Stairs to How Not To Be Indoctrinated Into A Cult! I wonder if its advice will be of any use to her?
  
• A taste of the fires of hell for you!
  
• Zzzzzzzzzz...
  

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Just kidding! Why would I sleep, when it would mean I'd miss the most brutal, exciting event in any given season? Yes, here it is, for the first time in the Trouble Cube Hunger Games Simulator - THE FEAST!

• Team Redheads (and Neptune) unite to survive the Feast!
  
• Cecil joins the ranks of the undead! Does this mean that incredible mind of his will go to waste?
  
• Amanda's tendency to put her feet in unfortunate places catches up with her at long last! There's bits of her scattered across five dimensions now!
  
• Tamama sets aside his two separate bets to work together with Nightmare!
  
• Twilight shares the magic of friendship with Crocomire! Friendship, as it turns out, is shaped like a large magic missile aimed straight at its head!
  
• Tut tut, Aizawa. Don't you have a bet to win? Quit destroying memoirs and start destroying tributes!
  
• Everyone else is boring.
  

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DAY NINE

• Nine humans combined still cannot match Twilight in a battle of wits! Truly, she is the most intelligent horse in all the realms! (Disclaimer: I can confirm from experience that this isn't saying much. Horses are dumbasses.)
  
• Mr. Van Driessen discovers a most peculiar creature! He swears he saw it once before, back in the days when he was regularly "opening his mind", so to speak!
  
• Another ferret created, this time out of a tribute whose overall fluffiness doesn't change! And the obligatory weak protest involving parents, as well!
  
• Aizawa looks about ready to start catching up with Tamama... but what's this? Heavens! It seems undeath has given Cecil a moral compass he never had before! Ironic! And also lethal for Aizawa!
  
• THE most fitting Bloody Mary candidate in the whole season, I'd say! Don't get any ideas, you degenerates.
  
• And that's the bet wrapped up! With two kills each, Aizawa and Tamama end up tied! How anticlimactic. By the way, don't even ask me how the fuck an ocarina strangling someone works.
  
• This is a mechanic in Genshin Impact, yes? Building your own house? Fitting, then!
  

A moment of silence for our last fallen before the end.