08-10-2021, 04:10:20 AM
Let's not dally about any longer.
NIGHT FIVE
DAY SIX
- Ferret transformation! An even less exclusive ability than I was initially led to believe! Though, when it comes to the yakuza, "my family will hear about this" is a much weightier threat than usual...
- Ice Bear's camp is flattened by a rampaging Crocomire! But at least he still has an ample supply of clean water, right?
- Cut to out other resident Metroid boss, which is still in an unusually passive state! Marianne can be seen purchasing some weapons that would be futuristic even for most of the other tributes! Her obsession with things to come grows ever stronger!
- At last, the undead spyware is no more! Julia Set's computer systems are safe! "Goodbye, Expand Dong..."
- They were wounded? When? Have my observational skills been sucked into the void from whence they came? At any rate, having multiple members makes first aid a good deal easier!
- Respectfully, Don Karnage? Bad idea.
- Again, I must ask - is sugar good for canines? Regardless of the answer, I'm sure it's better for their health than murder! And now vampires are officially superior to werewolves! (Disclaimer: Julia Set Entertainment is not responsible for any injuries resulting from calling a hellhound a werewolf in everyday conversation.)
- Demi's Honey Trap claims a victim! Such is the fate all simps deserve.
- At this point it's starting to feel like heads are an optional extra for this entire roster!
- No! Bad Twilight! Put that health bar away! Didn't you hear Fighting Is Magic was cancelled?
- More tributes receive the gift of water! Skid and Pump, too young to appreciate free necessities, complain about not getting something a bit spookier, like pumpkin juice!
- Before you question Toriel's taste in food, keep in mind Toriel considers snails a delicacy. Perhaps she just appreciates anything squidgy!
- What is there to regret? Eating sugar? We've already seen how much worse that could have gone!
DAY SIX
- My, such demand! We're obliged to make HGS Babies a reality now, aren't we? Stay tuned! It's coming sometime this dream cycle!
- Hm... this camp has a suspicious lack of food. Or water. Or, really, anything except copious amounts of red wine. At least, the raiders hope it's red wine.
- Again, the desire for HGS Babies is fulfilled! Partially! Very partially By which I mean I could have gone the rest of my life without having to think about Demi as a child, thank you very much.
- I must ask, how were this tree's properties discovered? Are there people out there who make a hobby out of eating trees? Because I have tried it myself, and trust me, it is not worth it. Bark has a detestable texture.
- Mr. Van Driessen has fallen in love! Perhaps the ever-changing colours of her hair reminded him of the days when he could turn on, tune in and drop out without a care in the world?
- Tamama croaks! Literally! He had better hope this dallying doesn't lead to him croaking! Figuratively!
- This Spooky Month, we will all get to enjoy a nice meal of lemon-drizzled camel! Except the Camel with the Wrinkled Knees, obviously.
- And Fuyuhiko is out, sent plummeting to his doom by a group who've taken to hunting more than just achievements! I can hear the ocarina playing a funeral dirge for its beloved in the distance...
- BonziBuddy is no more, but our patented zombifying burgers are still a clear and present danger! Yoshi is now a member of the undead! Hey, at least the legally dead don't have to pay taxes, right?
- On the plus side, being hospitable to Cecil did not kill Don Karnage! On the down side, his own stupidity did! How humiliating!
- Speaking of Cecil, he's whiling away the time engaging in pointless arguments over brand loyalty! Though I must question how Childe knows what any of these words mean...
- The day ends on a sombre note. Toriel has realised just what these Games entail, and how many lives are lost to them... she can't take it.
Bring out your dead...
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