Escape From Zombie Park Island 2

[KungFuCutbug]

[A voice pipes up from across the room.]

"If you're gonna try actually finding a cure for this bullshit, count me right the fuck in."

[X turns around to see Pico standing in the corner, his arms crossed and his skin noticeably pale.] "P-Pico?!"

"Oh, 'ey." [Pico twirls a rusted, slightly dirty Uzi in his fingers.] "Frankie told me about you. XCOPY, right? Clone of the Boyfriend from another fuckin' timeline?"

"Another timeline?! ...I-I guess that explains how you disappeared and died while still being alive and well where I'm from! Cool!"

"Yeah. Some bitchass with a giant cross choked me out with a silver nugget in my throat. But Frankie over here brought me back." [Pico sighs, uncrossing his arms.] "She makes some weird-ass decisions sometimes... like hiring a fuckin' five-year-old-kid just because he was one of the first to fuckin' apply... But I gotta thank her for bringing me back. Even if I'm not... well... the most human anymore."