The Dreams Thread

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there was also a part where i woke up and played minecraft until i was very late for work because when i looked at my clock it randomly shuffled the time and i was like "fuck i don't know which of these numbers is right, i'm going to keep watching it change until it settles on one which will hopefully be not the one where i'm very late for work"

That's actually the 100% proven way to know you're dreaming. If you look at a sign it will just pick random words out of your subconscious and place them on there. By analogy, the same thing will happen with clocks.