Green Portal ~ ???
After spending a while falling through a series of underground tubes that appears to be some sort of sorting system, Doof finally lands... on a crate of pineapples. "OW!" Doof exclaimed. Apparently, this forest thinks I'm a pineapple now, so great!" Doof looks around him to find himself in what appears to be an underground warehouse where the fruits produced by the metal trees are stored, presumably so they can be processed and shipped off later.
A humanoid figure who looks like this walks in from a door tucked away in a far-off corner of the warehouse. Well... well well well well! So this what our visitor looks like, huh? I expected someone... less pointy, but I digress! The figure chuckles. "You're calling me pointy, huh?" Doof says. Well, people do say that I have a pointy nose, but I absolutely HATE it when people draw attention to it, so I politely ask you to STOP INSULTING MY PHYSICAL APPEARENCE! Mental note to self: Get to work on a Nose Shrinkinator as soon I as leave this place.
"Moving on from that...I believe that you and I haven't met before! I'm Jared Adahgon, chairman and CEO of the Zalronian Fruit Company, the largest fruit producer in this dimension!" Jared offers a handshake, which Doof begrudgingly accepts. "I'm Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz, chairman and CEO of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, blah blah blah, nice to meet you." "Well... nice to meet you, too! It appears that you got here through a dimensional rift, which is something that doesn't happen every single day! For your sheer effort in getting here, you are thereby invited on a tour of the ZarlonFruit artificial orchard!"
Suddenly, a large robotic owl picks up Doof from the pineapple crate and carries him into a hidden trapdoor on the ceiling of the warehouse. "I don't want to go on a tour of your stupid metal forest! CURSE YOU, OVERLY OPTIMISTIC BUSINESS EXECUTIVE!"
Yellow Portal ~ Cloud Nine
Inside of Cloud Nine is a massive shopping mall, with lots of stores selling all kinds of stuff from all kinds of worlds. The mall is packed with dozens of creatures that range from run-of-the-mill humans to extremely bizarre creatures that are hard to comprehend. "Wow... this is a massive far cry from the hotel." Bow ponders to herself for a second.
"Well... there must be something interesting here, right, Lexi?"
After spending a while falling through a series of underground tubes that appears to be some sort of sorting system, Doof finally lands... on a crate of pineapples. "OW!" Doof exclaimed. Apparently, this forest thinks I'm a pineapple now, so great!" Doof looks around him to find himself in what appears to be an underground warehouse where the fruits produced by the metal trees are stored, presumably so they can be processed and shipped off later.
A humanoid figure who looks like this walks in from a door tucked away in a far-off corner of the warehouse. Well... well well well well! So this what our visitor looks like, huh? I expected someone... less pointy, but I digress! The figure chuckles. "You're calling me pointy, huh?" Doof says. Well, people do say that I have a pointy nose, but I absolutely HATE it when people draw attention to it, so I politely ask you to STOP INSULTING MY PHYSICAL APPEARENCE! Mental note to self: Get to work on a Nose Shrinkinator as soon I as leave this place.
"Moving on from that...I believe that you and I haven't met before! I'm Jared Adahgon, chairman and CEO of the Zalronian Fruit Company, the largest fruit producer in this dimension!" Jared offers a handshake, which Doof begrudgingly accepts. "I'm Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz, chairman and CEO of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, blah blah blah, nice to meet you." "Well... nice to meet you, too! It appears that you got here through a dimensional rift, which is something that doesn't happen every single day! For your sheer effort in getting here, you are thereby invited on a tour of the ZarlonFruit artificial orchard!"
Suddenly, a large robotic owl picks up Doof from the pineapple crate and carries him into a hidden trapdoor on the ceiling of the warehouse. "I don't want to go on a tour of your stupid metal forest! CURSE YOU, OVERLY OPTIMISTIC BUSINESS EXECUTIVE!"
Yellow Portal ~ Cloud Nine
Inside of Cloud Nine is a massive shopping mall, with lots of stores selling all kinds of stuff from all kinds of worlds. The mall is packed with dozens of creatures that range from run-of-the-mill humans to extremely bizarre creatures that are hard to comprehend. "Wow... this is a massive far cry from the hotel." Bow ponders to herself for a second.
"Well... there must be something interesting here, right, Lexi?"