[Game] The Delete Game

[wingedcatgirl]

Let's bring this game back, huh? The rules are simple: First, you take the above post and selectively trim out letters and words until it says something silly. It's kinda like those Speed of Lobsters memes. Second, you point to the result of your trimming and pretend to respond to it like it's a serious post. The result is generally Hilarious™, at least if you do it right. Let us open this post with an example:

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Let's bismack, huh? The simple Fist, you punt those SLobstersS, you ass post™, at least you dont pix:

Yeah yeah yeah, I know, I'm rusty at Monk. Kill the adds, then DPS the boss.I just wanted to mark this duty off for my Wondrous Tails, no need to call me names or imply that I'd gpose in the middle of a fight. Toxic-ass weirdo.

... actually okay i gotta ask, why is it trademarked