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[Florien]

You'll not get spayed, and you'll have dozens of puppies to raise and put through dog college, and tuition is incredibly expensive, and dogs only live like 15 years anyway so it's not like they'll be able to support you in old age, because neither you nor they will live long enough to get those good college jobs! Those take like six years to get to reasonable amounts of disposable income, and that's not counting the primary, secondary, and tertiary education to get those jobs in the first place! So, Bitch, you're going to get in this car, or you'll have lots of little bitches to care for, and I can't support you! I barely make ends meet as it is! So just get in the car, and we'll go to the vet, and we'll deal with this before it gets out of hand!