The Turned Tables

[KungFuCutbug]

[Herc glances around the room for a moment.] “Ah, are we showcasing our weaponry?” [He extends an arm and closes his eyes, seemingly concentrating on something. Soon, something manifests in his hand—an odd but nonetheless deadly weapon that resembles a hybrid between a pogo stick and a rapier. He then opens his eyes again and dramatically holds the sword by his side.] “I consider myself quite well-armed. Ne me teste pas.”