We try to kill SCP-682

[Magolor]

RESULT: SCP-682 humors The Boyfriend (D-694201337) for 10 minutes before showering him with acid, resulting in a slow, fatal death. The cause is presumed to be some sort of dislike for people with azure scrotums.

TEST: Pit it in a gauntlet of marachi dancing with maracas so that it is fully aware we are having fun with its deadly nature.
Make sure to blast the music at full volume.