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Name: Hercules Pirate Poyrot Iamfrench

Game: .EXE 3

Gender: male

Age: technically less than a year old, physically and mentally in his early 20s

Likes: France, plasma globes, collecting random things he finds like fountain pens

Dislikes: brightly lit spaces, people trying to break into places they're not supposed to be, Chefclub

Strengths: surprising amount of intelligence, swordfighting proficiency, assessing others’ emotional weak spots

Weaknesses: arrogance/uncooperativeness, inability to keep his emotions in check, losing the ability to speak English when mentally compromised (

stonedhe also somehow becomes red-green colorblind in this particular instance; not even he knows why

, drunk, Fucking Pissed, tired, etc.)

Why Would They Kill?: Hercules is a very petty man with a flippant stance on death in general. He'd easily be driven to kill someone who constantly annoys or harasses him—and if anyone complains, he rationalizes, he can just bring them back later. Alternatively, if someone poses a threat to him, Dr. Michi, or the Virus Fragments as a whole, he'd personally intervene to neutralize the threat.

Appearance: attached (yes I put like four pictures, shut up)

Other: speaks in evil dark green; carries with him a sword that's basically a hybrid of a pogo-stick and a rapier