[Game] Three genies game

[wingedcatgirl]

Make a wish. Next poster grants it three ways via the Three Genies:

• Benevolent Genie: Gives you the best possible interpretation of what you asked for
  
• Literal Genie: Gives you the most precisely literal possible interpretation of what you asked for
  
• Jackass Genie: Gives you the worst possible interpretation of what you asked for
  

and then makes their own wish. Bear in mind, no genie gives you anything other than what you asked for.

Wish: I wish I knew how to code this damn place.