05-26-2021, 17:34:14 PM
In the year 20XX, the nations of the world were besieged by a strange new threat: the daring international thief only known as the Gadfly! This piratical prankster's modus operandi was to silently break into the home of the ruler of a country, stealing any valuables and finally leaving his calling card: a curly mustache, scrawled on the face of the sleeping dignitary with permanent marker. Now, the nations of the world have banded together in an attempt to catch the Gadfly before he can piss off one of the world's more nuke-happy leaders.
A chicken's heart.
A chicken's heart.
Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?