02-01-2021, 01:52:33 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-21-2021, 20:39:38 PM by wingedcatgirl.)
Mod edit: adjusted thread title to be about all dreams, not just weird ones. (Then again, aren't dreams nearly always weird anyway? Eh. We like it better this way.)
Exactly what it says on the tin: Post weird dreams you've had. I'll start off with one I just had last night:
The first part of the dream was about a territory dispute in Scandinavia as viewed from a map. Basically, Sweden was upset that Norway was "hogging all the land" (despite Sweden being the largest non-Greenland Scandinavian country IRL) so they stole some land from Norway. Denmark and Iceland soon got upset at Sweden's actions because Sweden was taking up valuable land that could've gone to their tiny-ass countries. Thus, Denmark and Iceland got dragged into combating Sweden's land-stealing bullshit. Also Sweden apparently stole some land from Finland but nobody cared enough about that.
The second part was... strange. I was at my parent's house and noticed a giant metal box attached to one side of my parent's fireplace. I found out that the box was to cover up plugs (that looked like Ethernet jacks for some reason) and pipes meant to be used for some type of "air therapy" that was apparently popular in the 1940s and 50s. This "air therapy" was used for patients with milder forms of generalized anxiety disorder that let them get treatment at home without having to be institutionalized. It worked by plugging an oxygen mask into one of the ports before flicking a switch, simple as that. Supposedly, this was common enough that every single home built during that time had those installed (my parent's house wasn't even built until the late 90's).
The third part's where it just segued into a nightmare. After learning about the air therapy ports this guy showed up to the house for dinner. Didn't take long for him to reveal he was some sort of monster who ate his dinner hosts in a gory manner if he wasn't satisfied with their hospitality. Well, monster dude didn't like the dinner I made for him, so I ran up to my room, grabbed a few things (I remember grabbing a blanket and my childhood stuffed parrot), and locked myself in the bathroom. I then remembered the bathroom key my parents always kept on top of the door, so I briefly unlocked the door so I could snag the key and make sure the monster dude couldn't get me. It wasn't until then that I forgot to bring my phone into the bathroom, and after kicking myself for a bit I just decided to wait it out until monster guy got bored and left, which he eventually did.
Exactly what it says on the tin: Post weird dreams you've had. I'll start off with one I just had last night:
The first part of the dream was about a territory dispute in Scandinavia as viewed from a map. Basically, Sweden was upset that Norway was "hogging all the land" (despite Sweden being the largest non-Greenland Scandinavian country IRL) so they stole some land from Norway. Denmark and Iceland soon got upset at Sweden's actions because Sweden was taking up valuable land that could've gone to their tiny-ass countries. Thus, Denmark and Iceland got dragged into combating Sweden's land-stealing bullshit. Also Sweden apparently stole some land from Finland but nobody cared enough about that.
The second part was... strange. I was at my parent's house and noticed a giant metal box attached to one side of my parent's fireplace. I found out that the box was to cover up plugs (that looked like Ethernet jacks for some reason) and pipes meant to be used for some type of "air therapy" that was apparently popular in the 1940s and 50s. This "air therapy" was used for patients with milder forms of generalized anxiety disorder that let them get treatment at home without having to be institutionalized. It worked by plugging an oxygen mask into one of the ports before flicking a switch, simple as that. Supposedly, this was common enough that every single home built during that time had those installed (my parent's house wasn't even built until the late 90's).
The third part's where it just segued into a nightmare. After learning about the air therapy ports this guy showed up to the house for dinner. Didn't take long for him to reveal he was some sort of monster who ate his dinner hosts in a gory manner if he wasn't satisfied with their hospitality. Well, monster dude didn't like the dinner I made for him, so I ran up to my room, grabbed a few things (I remember grabbing a blanket and my childhood stuffed parrot), and locked myself in the bathroom. I then remembered the bathroom key my parents always kept on top of the door, so I briefly unlocked the door so I could snag the key and make sure the monster dude couldn't get me. It wasn't until then that I forgot to bring my phone into the bathroom, and after kicking myself for a bit I just decided to wait it out until monster guy got bored and left, which he eventually did.
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