05-03-2021, 01:13:50 AM
Suddenly Henrik gets a phone call.
"Wait a second wha-"
"J1-13!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING!? WHY ARE YOU ABSENT FROM JANITORIAL OVERSEEING AT SUPPLEMENTAL CULINARY PASTRIES-37 FOR LIKE, 5 DAYS NOW!? WHA-"
"...no FUCK YOU RIDI! I HATE BEING A FUCKING JANITOR! BEING AN OVERSEER OF IT DOESN'T CHANGE SHIT!"
"Wait, hold on, I got some intel saying you're in a...Location of Interest?"
"Well...there's alot anomalies here if you want-"
"WHY THE SHIT DID YOU NOT REPORT BEING IN A LOCATION WITH SO MANY ANOMALIES, THEN?"
"...THIS JOB YOU FOUNDATION FUCKERS GAVE ME SUCKS-"
"HEY WHY ARE YOU LEAKING INFO THAT WARRANTS SEVERE PUNISHMENT-"
"FUCK YOU, FUCK THE OVERSEERS, AND FUCK THE FOUNDATION FOR THIS JOB I HAVE! THIS IS NOT WHAT I GRADUATED LAW SCHOOL FOR, SHIT!"
"Overseers? Isn't that information not available to Level 1 personnel-"
"TELL THEM ABOUT THOSE 20 YEARS I'VE SPENT SNEAKING INTO THEIR PRIVATE KITCHEN JUST TO GET SOME SEMBLANCE OF A TASTY MEAL! I DON'T CARE! I'M CLOSE TO DEATH ANYWAY!"
"Wait-death?Henrik take cover somewhere safe, we'll pick you up-"
"OH LOOK AT YOU YOU JUST VIOLATED FOUNDATION PROTOCOL! WASN'T I A JANITOR OVERSEER!?"
"I'm Level 2 I can-"
"FUCK. OFF!!!"
Henrik flings the phone with
"Y'know how a janitor would touch a lot of stuff right? It's likely some of them get messier with that touch."
(...)
"Just fucking do it. I'd rather die than go back to doing a shitty janitor job."
"Wait a second wha-"
"J1-13!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING!? WHY ARE YOU ABSENT FROM JANITORIAL OVERSEEING AT SUPPLEMENTAL CULINARY PASTRIES-37 FOR LIKE, 5 DAYS NOW!? WHA-"
"...no FUCK YOU RIDI! I HATE BEING A FUCKING JANITOR! BEING AN OVERSEER OF IT DOESN'T CHANGE SHIT!"
"Wait, hold on, I got some intel saying you're in a...Location of Interest?"
"Well...there's alot anomalies here if you want-"
"WHY THE SHIT DID YOU NOT REPORT BEING IN A LOCATION WITH SO MANY ANOMALIES, THEN?"
"...THIS JOB YOU FOUNDATION FUCKERS GAVE ME SUCKS-"
"HEY WHY ARE YOU LEAKING INFO THAT WARRANTS SEVERE PUNISHMENT-"
"FUCK YOU, FUCK THE OVERSEERS, AND FUCK THE FOUNDATION FOR THIS JOB I HAVE! THIS IS NOT WHAT I GRADUATED LAW SCHOOL FOR, SHIT!"
"Overseers? Isn't that information not available to Level 1 personnel-"
"TELL THEM ABOUT THOSE 20 YEARS I'VE SPENT SNEAKING INTO THEIR PRIVATE KITCHEN JUST TO GET SOME SEMBLANCE OF A TASTY MEAL! I DON'T CARE! I'M CLOSE TO DEATH ANYWAY!"
"Wait-death?Henrik take cover somewhere safe, we'll pick you up-"
"OH LOOK AT YOU YOU JUST VIOLATED FOUNDATION PROTOCOL! WASN'T I A JANITOR OVERSEER!?"
"I'm Level 2 I can-"
"FUCK. OFF!!!"
Henrik flings the phone with
anomalouslynot really
high speeds, leaving the phone completely shattered and unusable."Y'know how a janitor would touch a lot of stuff right? It's likely some of them get messier with that touch."
(...)
"Just fucking do it. I'd rather die than go back to doing a shitty janitor job."
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
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W H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S
E N D L E S S F U N
ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID
She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
E N D L E S S F U N
ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID
She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed