05-02-2021, 06:34:26 AM
There once was a very classy individual. One fine tuesday morning, they awoke from their bed, and said, in the classiest of tones, "yee haw, mother fuckers, today is a rooting tooting morning". They then travelled across the nation, in order to find the secret to the cool things. They found it, in a certain city in that nation. But, before they could share it with the world, they died the very next day in a horrible rubber band ball making accident. To this day, no one knows the truth of what the secret to the cool things is.
I am the They who says it!