01-29-2021, 22:24:13 PM
Name: Boris
Source: Youtube (Life of Boris)
Species: Human
Age: Unknown, but somewhere in his mid-late 20's
Abilities: Cooking, squatting, computer programming, operating on copious amounts of alcohol, and making stupid decisions that somehow work. Pseudo-expert on weapons.
Other: Slav Superstar and Shashlik King. Speaks slightly-broken English in BOLD ALL CAPS GOLD
I refuse to be polite or heterosexual