04-25-2021, 23:18:25 PM
The door is kicked open by everyone's favourite perpetually irate wolf, dressed for a special occasion. She glowers at everyone present. Stolas waves.
"Hello there, miss Loona! How may we-"
"Not interested, old man."
Stolas closes his beak, looking deeply offended.
"So you're the dipshits they wrangled up this time 'round, huh? Let me make this clear. I'm not just testing you on your cooking ability. This is a test to see whether you're fucking lily-livered cowards like the fuckheads in those other games. If you gotta go cry in the corner, do that right now, okay?"
"Hello there, miss Loona! How may we-"
"Not interested, old man."
Stolas closes his beak, looking deeply offended.
"So you're the dipshits they wrangled up this time 'round, huh? Let me make this clear. I'm not just testing you on your cooking ability. This is a test to see whether you're fucking lily-livered cowards like the fuckheads in those other games. If you gotta go cry in the corner, do that right now, okay?"