The Dreams Thread

[Kennifer]

In this dream I had a completely different bedroom and I wanted to decorate it. Fortunately I had just gotten a package in the mail that was... supposed to be stuff I had put up for collateral in a lawsuit against a mattress company as well as some things I'd apparently won in the lawsuit. There was a stack of bumper stickers with funny sayings on them, one of my pillows (??), two nightgowns (one of which I'd put up as collateral and the other was new), jars of candies, a few other things I don't remember and the papers from the lawsuit. There may have been a check too because why would I get a nightgown, jars of candy, and bumper stickers for winning a lawsuit?

Anyway I was putting the stuff away in my room and deciding to buy a bunch of poster board to put the stickers on and decorate my wall with them. I heard noises under the bed. One of those robot dog things (the ones with fur that look somewhat realistic) came out from under the bed. I picked it up and switched it off. Then another robo-animal came out, this time a spider. I did the same (pick it up and switch it off). Then a very tiny black kitten came out and was running around. I picked it up too to see if it was robotic, but it was alive.

So I am holding this little black kitten (who needs a bath because it was under the bed and I guess it had gotten dirty under there) and it's just kinda squirming around and meowing very loudly at me, and I am trying to figure out how the heck a random kitten got under my bed...

and then I woke up.