04-19-2021, 02:32:40 AM
Oh man, I'm so glad you like 'em. You see that girl here? She said it herself, tastes like KFC chicken. And all these people say I'm like Colonel Sanders when it comes to fried rats. Which is why I'm hopin' to win so I can turn my restaurant into a chain. I can see it now: Seedy Joe's Shanty will go statewide and we'll make sure no dead animal on the road gets taken away by highway clean-up crews as I'll have my own people scrap 'em all off the road and turn 'em all into nice meals. So giddy thinkin' about that now. If the rest of you wanna try some, I got enough for everyone.
I like bananas. They're yellow.

