04-16-2021, 23:03:16 PM
The Starvation Contests continue.
NIGHT TWO
DAY THREE
- Danganronpa! A very heavily merchandised franchise. Noi has been spending her relatively peaceful days collecting merch of her favourite character - who just so happens to be in the Arena with her at this very moment! Such striking coincidences!
- Here at HGS, we're always making sure the power levels of our tributes are close enough to ensure a nail-biting competition! We nerfed one today, and now, another comes under the hammer! Superpowers? On top of all her pre-existing abilities? Can't have that! We'll be taking those Cell abilities you were granted, Neptune! Sorry, not sorry!
- Twilight introduces Ribbon to the magic of friendship! An excellent way to get stabbed in the back later.
- Well, well, well! I didn't know Loona had powers such as this at her disposal! Neither did Skid and Pump, apparently, as all they can manage is a weak threat to tattle on the hellhound to their parents.
- Agent, as it turns out, would be terrible at Earthbound! And Mother 3, for that matter!
- It appears disproportionate responses to minor offences are a running theme this season! I cannot blame Tamama for failing to drive Earth vehicles, though. The poor thing isn't even tall enough to reach the steering wheel.
- Where are Pyra and Mythra now? Your guess is as good as mine! The Arena has reached the point where even I can't recall its entire layout!
- Oh, don't be so utterly ridiculous, Kowalski! A human in love with an intelligent animal? Your expectations are far too-oh. Ah. Hm. Well. Now I feel very awkward. At least she found love after Asgore, I suppose?
- And Mr. Dink has been well and truly BLAMMED!
- Confronted with the illogical nature of events in the HGS, careful, methodical Cecil melts down over his inability to outwit the others through careful rational thinking! Boo hoo, cry me a river, hope you drown in it.
- ...oh. OH. Oh me, oh my. Tax evasion is no longer the most heinous crime Mario's mount of choice has committed.
- Poe unlocks a fabulous, ferocious new power! The power... of SUCC! And its first victim is Mahiru, reduced to dust on the breeze by its potency!
- Pencils? Weak. Break spines, then we'll talk.
- MGMT, eh? It seems Marianne is getting very absorbed with the frivolities of modernity. Perhaps too absorbed. Is that melted neurons I smell?
- ...the more I think about this, the worse it gets. Let us move on. I'd rather not contemplate this event any further.
- What's the difference between a hippie and a clown? One is colourful, wacky and makes bystanders laugh. The other works in a circus.
- Did you know that, in parts of South America, purple means death? It certainly meant death for this poor dog!
- Kind of... catchy...
- The Let's Players have forged a collective bond with Amanda! Let us hope her dreadful luck isn't contagious, otherwise the video games the Achievement Hunters play may end up being very unkind to them...
- My, what an immature folly. You could almost call it... Childeish. Ha ha ha, get it? Get it?!
- The lesson we have learned here? Make your coffins out of something stronger than felt, or your victims will break out of them without issue! Or, you know, you could wait until people are dead to lock them in coffins, but that's hardly in the spirit of the Hunger Games, is it?
- Our last scene of the day is the Delta Warriors, swearing vengeance on those who stole from their camp! And swearing in general! Look, even Ralsei's cursing up a storm! The fandom isn't going to take that lightly!
DAY THREE
- Well, bad luck doesn't seem to have struck the Achievement Hunter Cast yet, but a bad mood certainly has. Don't ask me what they're crying about! Twitch streamers taking their audience, perhaps?
- Sega and Nintendo, best friends forever! Now there's a statement that would bamboozle a time traveler from the 1990s!
- Cell has one particular absorbed power he never got a chance to use against Goku - the power of dance. Now Aizawa is privy to this most secret art.
- Temper, temper, temper! Save your violence for when another tribute stands before you, Fuyuhiko!
- Well, of course they won, it was three against one against one! This is blatantly unfair!
- Normally, Kirby just inhales whatever food is put before him. For once, though, he's decided to try for a more complex recipe - lemon roast penguin! Bon appetit!
- We have rolled fatal event... #151! Skid and Pump predict that Demi is going to explode for no reason! She does not, obviously, and they end up looking like very silly boys.
- Kennifer has stolen Mr. Van Driessen's circus from under his nose! Speaking of, what's the difference between a clown and a vampire? One's a terrifying beast of the night, and the other is a vampire!
- Scandalous! The Delta Warriors have caught Pico indulging in unhealthy snacks! But a little persuasion by way of a menacingly cocked Uzi is enough to convince them not to tattle on him.
- Loona drives away BonziBuddy using the darkest, foulest ritual Hell has to offer... THE T-POSE.
- Charles has just beaned Ribbon in the head with an ocarina! And what's this? It appears Nightmare has descended to rip the unfortunate fairy to shreds as she lies prone! My, my, my, what an interesting display of teamwork!
- Baby spinoff? Don't be so tasteless! The suffering of children is far more impactful in small doses! It just gets dull after a while!
- I suppose you could say he used... No-E! (loud offstage booing)
- Normally, Lamar is all talk. Not this time - he's chosen the silent but deadly approach! Pyra and Mythra were slain before they even knew what was happening! Impressivre stuff!
- Childe is about to render Twilight as dead as her source material, but has a Childe-ish breakdown before he can finish the job! Do not boo me. You know cowardice pisses me off.
- For our final event of the update, we cut to Amanda! She is perusing a manual entitled How Not To Fall Down Stairs with great interest!
The deceased. May they rest in peace. Or not, it's non of my business how they're resting.