04-14-2021, 22:15:08 PM
A red portal, the image of a pentagram flickering over it, cuts open the air. Through it, an extremely prim-and-proper voice can be distantly heard.
"-I guarantee you, it's safer than these aeroplane things! Honestly, I don't know why you're being so pedantic about this!"
Eventually, through the portal comes a spindly owl-looking creature, dressed in fine fur-lined robes and a heavy top hat with crown decals. He notices the "Hell On a Dish" bus pretty much instantly.
"Ah, excellent, this is the right place! Consume my genitalia, you worthless busybodies."
It takes the extremely lanky owl-creature some effort, but he eventually squeezes his way into the bus and onto a seat.
"-I guarantee you, it's safer than these aeroplane things! Honestly, I don't know why you're being so pedantic about this!"
Eventually, through the portal comes a spindly owl-looking creature, dressed in fine fur-lined robes and a heavy top hat with crown decals. He notices the "Hell On a Dish" bus pretty much instantly.
"Ah, excellent, this is the right place! Consume my genitalia, you worthless busybodies."
It takes the extremely lanky owl-creature some effort, but he eventually squeezes his way into the bus and onto a seat.