01-28-2021, 21:05:03 PM
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Name: George Wood
Source: Gaming in the Clinton Years
Species: Human
Age: I dunno, man, old? He looks like 50 nowadays.
Abilities: Incredibly poor game review skills, eating pizza in one hand and playing Earthbound in the other (pictured), spotting bootleg Street Fighter toys.
Other: Talks in orange Courier New.
"oh hell no, kung fu panda!"