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[Florien]

You sneak into their house late at night and strip one room of it completely bare of stuff. Then, hide outside the window, open it slightly, and record their confused sputtering. Remix their confused sputtering into better beatboxing. Then, a month later, sneak in again while they're out of their house, with the epic beatbox remix in hand, and an audio player with incredible battery life to play it. Quietly place it into the insulation in the bedroom wall, right next to the bed, turn on the player, and make sure it's loud enough to be heard, patch up the wall, and leave, never to return to that house.