You Fucking Donut

[KungFuCutbug]

Name: Pico
Age: 20
Gender: male
Species: human
Abilities: marksmanship, rapping, swearing like a sailor
Favorite Dish: anything with apples in it
Celebrity Guest to nominate: Hercules Pirate Poyrot Iamfrench (“Just don't make fun of his fuckin’ name. It's stupid, I know, but he doesn't take too fuckin’ kindly to bein’ told that.”)
Other: “You already know who it is! It's ya boy, [verbal record scratches]—!”