04-10-2021, 00:57:02 AM
No you don't, you want to worship the corporation of WALMART, where dreams go to die.
Alternately you could join this totally different and marginally better religion, Florienism. There is no requirements to join, and the only ritual is a few seconds of contemplation on the subject of how it's only been 500 generations since cities were invented. You also have to say you profess a belief in the tenants of Florienism, so I can qualify for tax exempt status as a church, and list my residence as a parsonage so I don't have to pay property tax.
Also if you join, Florienism becomes the fastest growing religion, growing 100% a day every day it's existed.
Alternately you could join this totally different and marginally better religion, Florienism. There is no requirements to join, and the only ritual is a few seconds of contemplation on the subject of how it's only been 500 generations since cities were invented. You also have to say you profess a belief in the tenants of Florienism, so I can qualify for tax exempt status as a church, and list my residence as a parsonage so I don't have to pay property tax.
Also if you join, Florienism becomes the fastest growing religion, growing 100% a day every day it's existed.
I am the They who says it!