04-10-2021, 00:44:22 AM
Praise our lords and saviors, the Waltons, for they brought us Walmart. Praise the golden star thing, for if we don't they will consume our very souls and condemn us to hell. do not question the word of the Waltons, for weakness in faith brings only condemnation. The death of your immortal soul is assured should you even slightly defy them, because the Waltons are tough, but fair. Your horrible fate is rightly earned by their deific powers should you speak against the treatment of their noble monks, or how they organize charity drives for their workers instead of paying a living wage.
Worship at the holy church of Walmart, and earn your salvation. Fail to do so, and condemnation and eternal torment is the only thing awaiting you.
HAIL WALMART.
Worship at the holy church of Walmart, and earn your salvation. Fail to do so, and condemnation and eternal torment is the only thing awaiting you.
HAIL WALMART.
I am the They who says it!