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[Florien]

Name: Scott Kelly
Gender: Male
Age: Probably late 50s or early 60s.
Source Media: The Onion.
Abilities: The ability to compartmentalize any information, and stick labels on any object. Also the ability to make lazy puns about most situations, and to have a whiskey sour on his person at all times. Also he's ostensibly a political cartoonist.
Other: Speaks in stark black and white.