03-30-2021, 10:11:51 AM
By the NOBLE STAR SPANGLED BANNER!
Samuel curses in that vein for some time, an expression of shock and rage upon his face. He proceeds with invoking America, the constitution, and the concept of eagles and apple pie, and the "founding fathers" in a series of horrific oaths.
I am soaked! You scum of the earth, if the constitution didn't specifically say that one is not allowed to shoot people who dump buckets of water on patriotic heroes for that act alone, you would be dead for assault of an icon! America Lad, get me my spare uniform, I must remain presentable to embody the spirit of this flawless country better!
fine samuel just please don't kill me.
please just let me go home it's been three years.
I wouldn't DREAM of doing such a thing, America Lad! Now hurry up or I will need to purge the communists from you by violent force, for they will have grown too powerful!!
Aaron tosses Samuel one of the suitcases, and in a fraction of a second, somehow, Samuel is completely dry, and still looking intensely silly in the new, dry, flag themed clothing. He stares daggers at the bum.
America is watching, citizen. America is always watching. And judging. We are called America the Beautiful for a reason. Don't stand in the way of that beauty, or you will be removed.
Samuel curses in that vein for some time, an expression of shock and rage upon his face. He proceeds with invoking America, the constitution, and the concept of eagles and apple pie, and the "founding fathers" in a series of horrific oaths.
I am soaked! You scum of the earth, if the constitution didn't specifically say that one is not allowed to shoot people who dump buckets of water on patriotic heroes for that act alone, you would be dead for assault of an icon! America Lad, get me my spare uniform, I must remain presentable to embody the spirit of this flawless country better!
fine samuel just please don't kill me.
please just let me go home it's been three years.
I wouldn't DREAM of doing such a thing, America Lad! Now hurry up or I will need to purge the communists from you by violent force, for they will have grown too powerful!!
Aaron tosses Samuel one of the suitcases, and in a fraction of a second, somehow, Samuel is completely dry, and still looking intensely silly in the new, dry, flag themed clothing. He stares daggers at the bum.
America is watching, citizen. America is always watching. And judging. We are called America the Beautiful for a reason. Don't stand in the way of that beauty, or you will be removed.
I am the They who says it!