Your blue nature implies that you are a smurf. Is that purely in the metaphorical sense of being a key link in meth production or starting new accounts in online games to get matchmade with lower ranked players so as to artificially increase your own W:L ratio, or are you literally a belgian monarchosocialist gnome?
It's a scarf. It's not enchanted or anything, and I don't actually think I have much of a story behind it (I think I bought it? Maybe? I don't remember). I just like it.

I am the They who says it!