THE FUNNY TOMODACHI LIFE PLAYTHROUGH

[awe921]

( OH SHIT LMAO I FORGOT ABOUT THIS UHHHHHHHH
( i'm gonna spice up things by writing it from my perspective today. like. actual me. not the look-a-like me, despite what look-a-like me says about ME being the look-a-like.
( lets fucking do this.

so it's been a good while since i actually checked on this island and given that i'm pretty happy with myself i decided to come back and take a vacation for a treat. i decide to alchemize sylvi into existence but due to my lack of hair dye or drip, sylvi looks... a bit off from the actual photo. then again look-a-like me also looked like a violation of the 'no cloning!! cloning bad!!' etiquette stuff so until i find drip or hair dye i guess sylvi just looks like that for now.



i collect some tips. it's a hearty 30$, or something around it. tuning on the news i see Dookie reporting that Lastname Healthcare (ran by Okami) has made a toothpaste named after their favorite food, spring rolls. people like it and some people want to eat it too.

custard mentions that there might be a business idea somewhere, while awe, very accurate to myself, murmurs to himself that he is very lost.

i decide to visit kennifer who's awake at 12:35 am, very likely signs of vampirism. fortunately she does not carve blood and only wants junk food. the shop only has a muffin in stock that resembles anything unhealthy, so i buy it.

in exchange for destroying whatever diet she could have gone through, she gave me a travel ticket. i might gift it to someone but the wii u tradition must stay alive.



custard was dreaming so i decided to mess around and OH MY GOD WHAT DID I CREATE.



ok ok we're going out. i take the comb because i'm not going out traumatized empty-handed.

i then decide to meet my look-a-like, who is awake in the middle of the night, calling me out once again. and he asks me where i went, to which i don't reply because i lack a microphone thanks to the limitations of the Totally Legal Nintendo Three Dee Ess.

much like kennifer, my lookalike wants to commit poor dietary choices, so i grant myself a muffin.

i really liked it, completing the trinity of my favorite foods with steak, muffin and fried rice. i have a feeling i'm going to die early from this diet. or not, since i just got told by cutbug that favorite foods can change, so maybe my lookalike wont die an early death.



i don't think there's much to be accomplished here since almost everybody is sleeping, including &sylvi. zanreo/LAMB SAUCE was staring at the planes alone in the middle of the night though, which has a weird melancholic aura to it. kennifer was at her part-time work. i try to buy something from her to not make her feel bad but i accidentally call her to her apartment. her defiant challenge towards the sleep cycle ("i'm gonna stay all night up tonight!") is ignored by me feeling bad.



awe wanted to play a game with me. he has made a foolish mistake of challenging me to a minigame that involved the touch screen, because i have a Totally Not A Mouse to tap my screen with at supersonic speeds. as expected, i win.



also, in the meantime, i notice that look-awe-like has become best friends with cutbug... which is pretty cool

i get a game & watch from awe921. which is pretty cool. lamb sauce was now sitting at the observatory tower.

look-awe-like wants to know what he should say when he feels down.

of course, hilariously unstable awe is best awe so i give him 'I'M AT MY LIMIT' as his sadphrase.

i take off some popcorn off him and buy something at the clothing store to make it up for accidentally calling kennifer off her part time work, giving awe921 a green tartan shirt to cap it off for the day and OH SHIT HE LEVELED UP

GOD DAMMIT I CAN'T GIVE HIM A WII U AGAIN


but what if... i make him SING about wii us? absentmindedly taking the bath set, i decide to show off awe's musical talent for wii us once again.



beautiful

also why is dookie there. did his boy band clothing sense trigger and he felt the need to join in because of his drip's powers

kennifer challenges me to a game. it will be the last thing for today


kennifer behind the pop up has a bizarre, terrifying aura that i just cannot describe.



KENNIFER WHAT THE FUCK.

THIS IS LITERALLY A BLANK SCREEN, HOW THE HELL AM I



WHAT

THAT WAS A FUCKING PHONOGRAPH???

and she gave me a fucking box of tissues to dry my salty tears on

yeah fuck this. day over

END OF DAY I DON'T EVEN KNOW