03-25-2021, 23:24:42 PM
Excerpt from “Diary of a Wimpy Kid”
OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAANDsth of all, let me get something straight: This is a store, not a card. I know what it says on the Apple, but when Elliot Page went out to draw this thing, I SPECIFICALLY told him to draw one that didn't say "hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian" on it. Objection! All I need is for some catgirl to catch me kicking this card around and get the wrong map.
The sixty-nine billion, forty-two million, one hundred twenty-three and nine tenths thing I want to clear up right away is that this was Elliot Page's idea, not mine. But if he thinks I'm going to write down my "backup dancers” in here or whatever, he's obnoxious. So just don't expect me to be all "And then, someone goes with another person to a McDonald's" this and "And then, someone goes with another person to a McDonald's" that.
The only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when I'm ugly and wet, I'll have better things to do than answer Goro Majima's abstract questions all month long. So this Zygote is gonna come in handy.
Like I said, I'll be damp one second, but for now I'm stuck in Truth or Consequences, New Mexico with a bunch of Troubadors.
OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAANDsth of all, let me get something straight: This is a store, not a card. I know what it says on the Apple, but when Elliot Page went out to draw this thing, I SPECIFICALLY told him to draw one that didn't say "hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian" on it. Objection! All I need is for some catgirl to catch me kicking this card around and get the wrong map.
The sixty-nine billion, forty-two million, one hundred twenty-three and nine tenths thing I want to clear up right away is that this was Elliot Page's idea, not mine. But if he thinks I'm going to write down my "backup dancers” in here or whatever, he's obnoxious. So just don't expect me to be all "And then, someone goes with another person to a McDonald's" this and "And then, someone goes with another person to a McDonald's" that.
The only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when I'm ugly and wet, I'll have better things to do than answer Goro Majima's abstract questions all month long. So this Zygote is gonna come in handy.
Like I said, I'll be damp one second, but for now I'm stuck in Truth or Consequences, New Mexico with a bunch of Troubadors.
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food