POKÉMON 2.B.A. MURDERER ~ A Poké-Murdergame

[KungFuCutbug]

[After a night that seems like an eternity, the day begins anew. Ringtoss is grumbling and rubbing his forehead in the center section.]

“Arceus on Wario's motorbike, that was way more of a pain than I was expectin’... Ahem! ‘Ey you! Yeah, all'a you knuckleheads! I'm gettin’ tired'a dealin’ wit’ ya bullcrap, t’ be honest. From Doober bein’ a nuisance t’ Sabine tryin’ t’ get my head on a silver platter every time I turn ‘round—you're all too much fo’ me t’ handle on my own! Soooo... I'm callin’ in backup.” [He yanks one of his rings off his horns and turns it into a portal, soon thereafter posing dramatically as though introducing someone.] “A'right, a'right, please welcome your new host, the one, the only...”