[Roleplay - Drop-in] The Great Trouble Cube Road Trip

[Florien]

Why, I'm Samuel, defender of the constitution! And this is my sidekick, America Lad! We fight people who do anti-american activities, like violate the constitution! The primary way it's violated is that people pretend the country isn't free. Because the country is free, it's illegal to charge for anything. That's why I don't pay taxes.

I don't know if samuel is his real name, but I'm aaron and he's crazy and he's a murderer he shot a storekeeper in the face for "violating his freedom" and save me please

Haha! Very good joke America Lad! The communists haven't taken your sense of humor yet, I see!