03-24-2021, 01:45:10 AM
Two guys clamber out of the (now burning) armored car, both dressed in absurd united states themed clothing and apparently uninjured.
The constitution has been upheld today, citizens! For this is a free country, and thus it is unconstitutional to charge people money for anything! It says so in the constitution!
please save me he's kept me hostage for years and no one believes me.
Haha! Good joke, America Lad! We have our constitutional duty to uphold, we must travel across the land to these so-called "other nations" and let them know that they are AMERICA, because that's what America Exceptionalism means! It means AMERICA IS THE ONLY COUNTRY!
please help he's crazy.
Let me introduce myself! I am Samuel, Defender of the Constitution, and this here is America Lad, my loyal sidekick and chauffer.
no my name is aaron, he's held me for years let me go please stop him.
WE UPHOLD THE CONSTITUTIONAL VALUES! For this is a free country, and the second amendment gives me the right to shoot anyone who violates the constitution by charging money for a good or service! And the third amendment gives me the right to shoot any military or law enforcement personnel who try to approach my property, including this armored car! FOR THE CONSTITUTION!
please stop him he's a danger to everyone.
Anyway, my armored vehicle seems to have been entirely destroyed fighting that unamerican danger to freedom! So, I notice you have a very large vehicle, and as I am not military, I have the constitutional right to come with you on your journey! Where are you headed, anyway?
The constitution has been upheld today, citizens! For this is a free country, and thus it is unconstitutional to charge people money for anything! It says so in the constitution!
please save me he's kept me hostage for years and no one believes me.
Haha! Good joke, America Lad! We have our constitutional duty to uphold, we must travel across the land to these so-called "other nations" and let them know that they are AMERICA, because that's what America Exceptionalism means! It means AMERICA IS THE ONLY COUNTRY!
please help he's crazy.
Let me introduce myself! I am Samuel, Defender of the Constitution, and this here is America Lad, my loyal sidekick and chauffer.
no my name is aaron, he's held me for years let me go please stop him.
WE UPHOLD THE CONSTITUTIONAL VALUES! For this is a free country, and the second amendment gives me the right to shoot anyone who violates the constitution by charging money for a good or service! And the third amendment gives me the right to shoot any military or law enforcement personnel who try to approach my property, including this armored car! FOR THE CONSTITUTION!
please stop him he's a danger to everyone.
Anyway, my armored vehicle seems to have been entirely destroyed fighting that unamerican danger to freedom! So, I notice you have a very large vehicle, and as I am not military, I have the constitutional right to come with you on your journey! Where are you headed, anyway?
I am the They who says it!