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(Player1) (used/used/used/used/use1) Metronome and unleashes Flamethrower on (Player2), burning [typeB2] into a crisp! (Player 1 kills Player 2)
(Player1) (used/used/used/used/use1) Metronome and rolls... Self Destruct. Both (Player1) and (Player2) are consumed in the explosion. (Player 1 kills themself and 2)
(Player1) (used/used/used/used/use1) Metronome and self-destructs [typeD1], but (Player2) (manages/manages/manages/manages/manage1) to survive. (Player 1 kills themselves)
(Player1) (used/used/used/used/use1) Metronome and rolls Metronome again, which causes [typeB1] to use Metronome again, and again... (Player 2) takes pity on (Player1) and (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill) [typeB1] in an act of mercy.
(Player1) casts Thwack on (Player2)! It failed! (Player1) casts Thwack on (Player2)! It failed! (Player1) loses [typeC1] patience and (stabs/stabs/stabs/stabs/stab) (Player2)! Critical Hit! (Player2) dies! (Player 1 kills Player 2)
(Player1) casts Death V. (Player2)'s (level/level/level/level/levels) were a multiple of 5, resulting in [typeB2] being killed! (Player1 kills Player2)
(Player1) tried PK Flash and causes (Player2) to start crying! (Player2) attempts to lunge at (Player1) through the tears, but [typeA2] ends up lunging off a cliff. (Player 2 kills themselves)
(Player1) tried PK Flash! It didn't affect (Player2). (Player1) tries again, but (Player2) immediately kills (Player1) before [typeA1] could finish. (P2 kills P1)
(Player1) tried PK Flash! (Player2) dies! (Player 1 kills Player 2)
(Player1) tried PK Flash! (Player2) (was/was/was/was/were) paralyzed!... right as [typeA2] was jumping across a ravine, sending [typeB2] tumbling down to their death. (Player 1 kills Player 2)
(Player1) (used/used/used/used/use1) Metronome and rolls... Self Destruct. Both (Player1) and (Player2) are consumed in the explosion. (Player 1 kills themself and 2)
(Player1) (used/used/used/used/use1) Metronome and self-destructs [typeD1], but (Player2) (manages/manages/manages/manages/manage1) to survive. (Player 1 kills themselves)
(Player1) (used/used/used/used/use1) Metronome and rolls Metronome again, which causes [typeB1] to use Metronome again, and again... (Player 2) takes pity on (Player1) and (kills/kills/kills/kills/kill) [typeB1] in an act of mercy.
(Player1) casts Thwack on (Player2)! It failed! (Player1) casts Thwack on (Player2)! It failed! (Player1) loses [typeC1] patience and (stabs/stabs/stabs/stabs/stab) (Player2)! Critical Hit! (Player2) dies! (Player 1 kills Player 2)
(Player1) casts Death V. (Player2)'s (level/level/level/level/levels) were a multiple of 5, resulting in [typeB2] being killed! (Player1 kills Player2)
(Player1) tried PK Flash and causes (Player2) to start crying! (Player2) attempts to lunge at (Player1) through the tears, but [typeA2] ends up lunging off a cliff. (Player 2 kills themselves)
(Player1) tried PK Flash! It didn't affect (Player2). (Player1) tries again, but (Player2) immediately kills (Player1) before [typeA1] could finish. (P2 kills P1)
(Player1) tried PK Flash! (Player2) dies! (Player 1 kills Player 2)
(Player1) tried PK Flash! (Player2) (was/was/was/was/were) paralyzed!... right as [typeA2] was jumping across a ravine, sending [typeB2] tumbling down to their death. (Player 1 kills Player 2)
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