03-11-2021, 10:17:03 AM
Once, there was the duke of tacos. We all know how that story went though. Let us now speak of his fifth cousin twice removed, the Baroness of Pancakes. She scoured the world for the best pancakes that had ever been, and one day, she entered IHoP. She ordered the NEW IHoP Superpancake with the eggs and the bacon and the toast, and took one bite. She then immediately died.
Don't buy the NEW IHoP Superpancake with the eggs and the bacon and the toast. It kills you, much like the NEW taco bell taco for only 2.99$.
Basically, an entire royal family was wiped out by the NEW restaurant food at restaurants known specifically for that food. I will not regale you in great detail with the stories of the Margrave of Smoothies and the time they went to Jamba Juice, ordered the NEW orange and wheatgrass blendification, the Jarl of Coffee, who went to Starbucks and ordered the NEW coffee with extra coffee, the Prince of Cinnamon Rolls, who went to Cinnabon and ordered the NEW double-cinnamon twist delight, the Baronet of Burgers, who went to Carls Jr./Hardees and ordered the NEW burger, nor even the tale of the patriarch, the King of Fried Chicken, who went to a KFC and ordered the NEW Chicken bucket. All you need to know is that every single one of them took but one bite, and perished on the spot.
Some, some would say perhaps it is the quality of the various NEW items and the reasonable prices that killed them. I am one of those people.
DO NOT buy the NEW product from any of those restaurants. They will kill you. Also, there's a massive power vacuum now, and someone needs to fill it before a world-wide civil war breaks out. So I offer to fill that power vacuum left by the nobles of various food items with my own unending rule.
<This message payed for by the committee to elect Florien dictator of everything forever>
But to answer your question more accurately, I'm probably fine.
Don't buy the NEW IHoP Superpancake with the eggs and the bacon and the toast. It kills you, much like the NEW taco bell taco for only 2.99$.
Basically, an entire royal family was wiped out by the NEW restaurant food at restaurants known specifically for that food. I will not regale you in great detail with the stories of the Margrave of Smoothies and the time they went to Jamba Juice, ordered the NEW orange and wheatgrass blendification, the Jarl of Coffee, who went to Starbucks and ordered the NEW coffee with extra coffee, the Prince of Cinnamon Rolls, who went to Cinnabon and ordered the NEW double-cinnamon twist delight, the Baronet of Burgers, who went to Carls Jr./Hardees and ordered the NEW burger, nor even the tale of the patriarch, the King of Fried Chicken, who went to a KFC and ordered the NEW Chicken bucket. All you need to know is that every single one of them took but one bite, and perished on the spot.
Some, some would say perhaps it is the quality of the various NEW items and the reasonable prices that killed them. I am one of those people.
DO NOT buy the NEW product from any of those restaurants. They will kill you. Also, there's a massive power vacuum now, and someone needs to fill it before a world-wide civil war breaks out. So I offer to fill that power vacuum left by the nobles of various food items with my own unending rule.
<This message payed for by the committee to elect Florien dictator of everything forever>
But to answer your question more accurately, I'm probably fine.
I am the They who says it!