03-07-2021, 04:57:03 AM
Kellensea strolls into the Medbay as people start noticing the tampered with everything.
Ah, I see you've stumbled upon my cunning plan to keep me alive. You see... I poisoned some of them, and not the others, the first night. Only I know which ones aren't poisoned, so if you ever intend to use those various things, well... You'll have to get my help for it. Otherwise, you're playing with your life every time you use one. And I didn't write it down or anything, I'm the only one who knows which are not death in a small container, and which are merely stabbed viciously. So anyway, let this be considered my insurance. If you kill me, the information of which medical supplies won't kill you dies with me.
She emits a hollow laugh.
You know, it's just... not as inspiring as it was the first time I did a ploy like this, making myself indispensable. Not as fun. Oh well. Point is, I've effectively put a wedge between you and your plans to kill me by monopolizing knowledge of which medical supplies are safe. Even if you form a union against me, your monopsony isn't powerful enough! AHAHAHHHHHH! Okay, actually it is fun. I've changed my mind.
Kellensea starts spinning around on an office chair, and switches to a very conversational tone.
Anyway, uhh... yeah, that alcohol is one of the safe supplies. You should be fine to use it for whatever you're doing with it. But yeah, I'm the only one capable of telling you what's safe. Sorry. If any of you die, I'll give you weregild, if you're interested.
Ah, I see you've stumbled upon my cunning plan to keep me alive. You see... I poisoned some of them, and not the others, the first night. Only I know which ones aren't poisoned, so if you ever intend to use those various things, well... You'll have to get my help for it. Otherwise, you're playing with your life every time you use one. And I didn't write it down or anything, I'm the only one who knows which are not death in a small container, and which are merely stabbed viciously. So anyway, let this be considered my insurance. If you kill me, the information of which medical supplies won't kill you dies with me.
She emits a hollow laugh.
You know, it's just... not as inspiring as it was the first time I did a ploy like this, making myself indispensable. Not as fun. Oh well. Point is, I've effectively put a wedge between you and your plans to kill me by monopolizing knowledge of which medical supplies are safe. Even if you form a union against me, your monopsony isn't powerful enough! AHAHAHHHHHH! Okay, actually it is fun. I've changed my mind.
Kellensea starts spinning around on an office chair, and switches to a very conversational tone.
Anyway, uhh... yeah, that alcohol is one of the safe supplies. You should be fine to use it for whatever you're doing with it. But yeah, I'm the only one capable of telling you what's safe. Sorry. If any of you die, I'll give you weregild, if you're interested.
I am the They who says it!