Yesterday I Asked You: What would be your go-to excuse for not doing homework? Here are your best answers:
TotallyNotAnAlien said: I ate my homework! Ah yes, when the classic "My dog ate my homework" excuse isn't enough, go one step futher and simply eat your homework! No dog required!
Florien said: I murdered my family and went to prison. Yes, this is the third time this month. But anyway, yes, I did it again. So yeah, being in prison/on trial kind of got in the way. That's a bit overkill in my opinion, but it gets the job done! And as a bonus you will probably be expelled from school, so no more worrying about homework!
PowerStroke6001 said: My computer got infected with a hard drive-wiping virus, so I was forced to complete my homework the old-fashioned way! What do you mean, I still have to present it in your Zoom class? That's one downside of going all digital. You can't lie all the time anymore!
And finally, our winner:
Zanreo said: Well, I tried getting my home to work, but it didn't do anything since it's a house and not a living being.
That's it for this edition of YIAY! Now, let's see what question the next poster will come up with.
TotallyNotAnAlien said: I ate my homework! Ah yes, when the classic "My dog ate my homework" excuse isn't enough, go one step futher and simply eat your homework! No dog required!
Florien said: I murdered my family and went to prison. Yes, this is the third time this month. But anyway, yes, I did it again. So yeah, being in prison/on trial kind of got in the way. That's a bit overkill in my opinion, but it gets the job done! And as a bonus you will probably be expelled from school, so no more worrying about homework!
PowerStroke6001 said: My computer got infected with a hard drive-wiping virus, so I was forced to complete my homework the old-fashioned way! What do you mean, I still have to present it in your Zoom class? That's one downside of going all digital. You can't lie all the time anymore!
And finally, our winner:
Zanreo said: Well, I tried getting my home to work, but it didn't do anything since it's a house and not a living being.
That's it for this edition of YIAY! Now, let's see what question the next poster will come up with.


