Troll 2: The Murdergame signups

[madface7]

Name: Jane "The Soldier" Doe
Occupation: Mercenary fighting for the U.S.A., just like Sun Tzu taught him! (Actually, he works for BLU team).
Gender: A man, unlike YOU, twinkle-toes
Age: Two score and three God-blessed years
Species: American
Abilities: Rocket jumping, whipping, neck snapping, naked-honey fighting, eagle watching, and saluting the great Star-Spangled Banner
Personality: The Soldier, if you can't tell, is utterly infatuated with America.
Other: He works for BLU team because those RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if they tried!
Speaks in GOD-BLESSED BOLD BLUE