03-02-2021, 20:53:37 PM
The thusfar silent featureless figure in improvised equipment speaks.
You understand, of course, that butter is a terrible weapon, whether it be clarified or nay. I come to negotiate peace, with the greatest negotiatory tool. AXE TO THE FACE!
And with that, the figure swings their fire axe directly at Libre's face. As Libre attempts to dodge, the figure smashes Libre in the groin with the haft of one of their javelins, causing him to fall to the floor, writhing in pain. The figure then proceeds down the aisle, and on entering another one, grabs several containers of cooking oil.
You understand, of course, that butter is a terrible weapon, whether it be clarified or nay. I come to negotiate peace, with the greatest negotiatory tool. AXE TO THE FACE!
And with that, the figure swings their fire axe directly at Libre's face. As Libre attempts to dodge, the figure smashes Libre in the groin with the haft of one of their javelins, causing him to fall to the floor, writhing in pain. The figure then proceeds down the aisle, and on entering another one, grabs several containers of cooking oil.
I am the They who says it!