02-28-2021, 23:49:13 PM
Kellensea then allows herself to get distracted and starts grabbing a large quantity of the cookie monster cookies, having ascertained edibility.
What?! No! The third option isn't even close to marriage. No, I cut off your hand and preserve it, and when I get home, I put some rings on it and get some wizard or cleric with some kind of reasonable flesh-warping magic skill to weld it onto my chest. That's, what, ten, fifteen more rings?... I mean, if you're not comfortable with a whole hand, I can just take a finger.
She pauses for a moment.
...Is this "dragon whisker" some kind of plant, or do you have weird-ass dragons wherever you're from? Because where I'm from, dragons have scales, not hair.
What?! No! The third option isn't even close to marriage. No, I cut off your hand and preserve it, and when I get home, I put some rings on it and get some wizard or cleric with some kind of reasonable flesh-warping magic skill to weld it onto my chest. That's, what, ten, fifteen more rings?... I mean, if you're not comfortable with a whole hand, I can just take a finger.
She pauses for a moment.
...Is this "dragon whisker" some kind of plant, or do you have weird-ass dragons wherever you're from? Because where I'm from, dragons have scales, not hair.
I am the They who says it!