[Fin] Murder U Too - Endgame

[Florien]

Look, the evidence is quite strongly in favor of the cookie monster having committed this crime. The evidence is not much in favor of a coverup. The evidence points to no other people. The only reason you refuse to see this is because I am the one presenting it. If anyone else had presented the same evidence, I move that the cookie monster would have been hung a long time ago. Now, under normal circumstances, I would threaten your families and friends, but seeing as that would be hollow, as I cannot access them, I will instead make this offer. Come up with one COMPELLING reason cookie monster could not have done this. I don't mean reasons like "oh, but he's soft and flabby" or "I don't think he did", I mean reasons like "I was spying on him the whole night and he didn't murder anyone." Or, "I did it and framed him." If you can come up with one compelling reason, any of you, why the cookie monster could NOT have done this, and then perhaps even framed himself for the murder, I will allow the conversation to take a turn in that direction. Is that acceptable to you?