02-23-2021, 23:55:26 PM
Green eggss and Ham. The besst damn torture method floran ever disscovered. You badger ssomeone until they're begging for ANYTHING, ANYTHING but more being badgered. You're a ssick fuck, Ssam, and floran'ss more than happy to indulge that for now. You'll get ssome when we've dumped you back home. Jusst... go with the otherss. Anyway... Floran'ss getting the fuck off thiss issland. Floran now, floran'ss more interessted in... hm. There are optionss, let'ss ssay. Ssomewhere not sso misserably... eugh. Whatever, we'll figure that out when ssetting up next time. Jusst go. Everyone. 2E, come with floran, we'll get your cybernetic shit ssorted out over a few weekss, and uhhhhh... yeah that'ss it probably. Thankss for playing floran guesssess. Floran hopess to ssee exactly none of you again. Except for Cool Sendri, Cool Sendri can come back if they decide to give up and DIE. Or become actually cool.
YOUR FINAL FRONTIER THREE: RESULTS
DEAD:
Rebel Cookie, the Captured Spy, Got Thrown Back like it was Thursday.
Dr. Explosionface Willkillyou, the Hero, Had the greatest plan.
Loona, the Ninja, Received a lesson in how many piercings are too many.
Billionaire Killer Mark February, the Victim of Circumstance, Forgot to call his Patent Lawyer.
Stezzai Thofee, the Medic, Glazed over.
Mettaton, the Black Hat Gunslinger, Got into jeopardy and lost.
Holly, the White Hat Gunslinger, Received a brainstorm.
ALIVE:
2E, the Watcher, who intends to meowve on from this situation.
Cool Sendri, the Investigator, who kept their cool.
Gary Busey, the Cartoon, who neither the Agent 47 nor the Alliance could kill.
Shin Amon, the Suppressor, who has been involved in a game of yakuza, and a mafia game now.
Sam-I-Am, the Necromancer, who woke the dead with badgering over food.
Selen(ium) the Pickpocket, who stole victory, and sang an epic tale of it.
Monaca Towa, the Illusionist, who hid from death.
Total casualty rate, 50%.
Trivia: This is the first round where more than one Judge's betting table contained a victory.
The Alliance will return for more madness in the future.
YOUR FINAL FRONTIER THREE: RESULTS
DEAD:
Rebel Cookie, the Captured Spy, Got Thrown Back like it was Thursday.
Dr. Explosionface Willkillyou, the Hero, Had the greatest plan.
Loona, the Ninja, Received a lesson in how many piercings are too many.
Billionaire Killer Mark February, the Victim of Circumstance, Forgot to call his Patent Lawyer.
Stezzai Thofee, the Medic, Glazed over.
Mettaton, the Black Hat Gunslinger, Got into jeopardy and lost.
Holly, the White Hat Gunslinger, Received a brainstorm.
ALIVE:
2E, the Watcher, who intends to meowve on from this situation.
Cool Sendri, the Investigator, who kept their cool.
Gary Busey, the Cartoon, who neither the Agent 47 nor the Alliance could kill.
Shin Amon, the Suppressor, who has been involved in a game of yakuza, and a mafia game now.
Sam-I-Am, the Necromancer, who woke the dead with badgering over food.
Selen(ium) the Pickpocket, who stole victory, and sang an epic tale of it.
Monaca Towa, the Illusionist, who hid from death.
Total casualty rate, 50%.
Trivia: This is the first round where more than one Judge's betting table contained a victory.
The Alliance will return for more madness in the future.
I am the They who says it!