02-23-2021, 22:18:24 PM
Wow, tone down the Nazi shit, E.G. "Cucks" and "Soyboy". Otherwisse floran might smash your sskull in, robot. Fasscissm iss horrifically unsstable and condussive to corruption and floran won't allow it. You'll give floran'ss more... influenced ssubordinatess ideass. Anyway, we'll be there shortly probably.
Indeed, the boat has pulled up on the dock, and several soldiers have arrived, along with six of the judges. Presumably they left "Judgebot 3000" back in the building.
Right, firsst thingss firsst. Rebel Cookie, you failed. Floran'ss plan to weaken major powerss proceedss apace. Guardss?
Rebel Cookie is grabbed by two heavily armored Alliance soldiers.
How about ssome, shall we ssay, "memorable eventss."
Rebel Cookie is punched hard in the gut, followed by a sword strike to the head by the extremely pale judge in clerical vestments, and is dead.
Rebel Cookie was the Captured Spy.
Don't assk how we found out how that went down. Anyway, we didn't have the budget for a ssword chamber or a rocket fisst or anything. Thiss iss good enough. Jusst as dead, you ssee.
Sendri then turns to Cool Sendri specifically.
As much as you presssumably will be allowed to walk out of here, and as much as floran hopess you die, we have an offer. Join uss. You won't accept, probably, but you know, take down the corrupt sssysstem from the insside or whatever? ...Floran thinkss the ssysstem will corrupt you first, of coursse. Otherwisse floran wouldn't offer thiss. Or you could go free with a gift from uss. Oh, yeah. That'ss a thing. Giftss. Uhh... All of you ssurvivorss get a full pardon for your crimess againsst uss, and we can give you ssome giftss, if you want. Within reasson, of coursse.
You're lucky I didn't blow up the entire island when that wolf burned down my beautiful bar and grille!
Uhuh. Yeah. Assk away, ignore Keyes over there. Quesstionss will be ansswered, giftss given, all within reasson of coursse.
Indeed, the boat has pulled up on the dock, and several soldiers have arrived, along with six of the judges. Presumably they left "Judgebot 3000" back in the building.
Right, firsst thingss firsst. Rebel Cookie, you failed. Floran'ss plan to weaken major powerss proceedss apace. Guardss?
Rebel Cookie is grabbed by two heavily armored Alliance soldiers.
How about ssome, shall we ssay, "memorable eventss."
Rebel Cookie is punched hard in the gut, followed by a sword strike to the head by the extremely pale judge in clerical vestments, and is dead.
Rebel Cookie was the Captured Spy.
Don't assk how we found out how that went down. Anyway, we didn't have the budget for a ssword chamber or a rocket fisst or anything. Thiss iss good enough. Jusst as dead, you ssee.
Sendri then turns to Cool Sendri specifically.
As much as you presssumably will be allowed to walk out of here, and as much as floran hopess you die, we have an offer. Join uss. You won't accept, probably, but you know, take down the corrupt sssysstem from the insside or whatever? ...Floran thinkss the ssysstem will corrupt you first, of coursse. Otherwisse floran wouldn't offer thiss. Or you could go free with a gift from uss. Oh, yeah. That'ss a thing. Giftss. Uhh... All of you ssurvivorss get a full pardon for your crimess againsst uss, and we can give you ssome giftss, if you want. Within reasson, of coursse.
You're lucky I didn't blow up the entire island when that wolf burned down my beautiful bar and grille!
Uhuh. Yeah. Assk away, ignore Keyes over there. Quesstionss will be ansswered, giftss given, all within reasson of coursse.
I am the They who says it!