02-22-2021, 16:40:45 PM
was playing panel de pon and noticed some menu options I'd never seen before labeled "piracy" and "real piracy"
thought "well huh wonder what that's about, this is a pirated copy after all" (apparently I was playing on pc rather than switch online) so I clicked them
"piracy" turned out to be a short screen full of untranslated text presumably about how piracy is bad and here's what you can do about it
"real piracy" went into this elaborate cutscene that I can't remember anything about but felt like it was just the same but more dramatic
I was like "it's neat how this is only in the Japanese release unless you use a cheat code to restore the Japanese menu"
and suddenly I was doing exactly that in the English release of panel de pon (note: no I do not mean Tetris attack, I mean the English release of panel de pon)
at this point I was vaguely aware that the previous events were a dream but I was like "lol sure let's see what my brain produces" so I went into the piracy screen
the game went into the cutscene and then made a whole bunch of creepy glitchy noise, to which I was like "haha whoops I jumpscared myself"
thought "well huh wonder what that's about, this is a pirated copy after all" (apparently I was playing on pc rather than switch online) so I clicked them
"piracy" turned out to be a short screen full of untranslated text presumably about how piracy is bad and here's what you can do about it
"real piracy" went into this elaborate cutscene that I can't remember anything about but felt like it was just the same but more dramatic
I was like "it's neat how this is only in the Japanese release unless you use a cheat code to restore the Japanese menu"
and suddenly I was doing exactly that in the English release of panel de pon (note: no I do not mean Tetris attack, I mean the English release of panel de pon)
at this point I was vaguely aware that the previous events were a dream but I was like "lol sure let's see what my brain produces" so I went into the piracy screen
the game went into the cutscene and then made a whole bunch of creepy glitchy noise, to which I was like "haha whoops I jumpscared myself"
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