[Mafia] Your Final Frontier: Go 4th and perish!

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"The name's Bit. Introducing myself never gets old."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Lloyd. Now that the formalities are out of the way again, if you'll excuse me..., he steps back into the courtyard to indulge himself into some chain-smoking to see if that does the trick since they don't have anymore fucking alcohol.

[PointMaid]

...You sure you couldn't spare any alcohol for the others, bosses? It only seems right, since this is kinda against their will.

Karma, meanwhile, has finished her mystery alcohol and is semi dozing, tongue hanging out. Yeah, it's probably affected her a bit.

[Florien]

Look, as much as floran would like to give everyone liver problemss and five typess of cancer down the line, if floran givess one of them alcohol, they'll all have it. And floran doessn't want to be liable for your increassingly bad decissionss.

I hid some more alcohol somewhere in the prison. You find it, you can keep it. Of course, you'll have to answer me these riddles three.

Nah, I'm joking. It's a prison, where do you think I hid it? It's in the top tank of one of the cell toilets

Fucking traitor.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"How much do I have to pay for some good whiskey?"

[wingedcatgirl]

Hallie is on the floor drinking a bottle of something.

Closer observation would reveal that the something is, in fact, water.

[PopcornPie]

"The nice Floran has already introduced me, so if you don't mind, I would love to hear what each of you are in for. Especially you, little cutie." They sported a playful grin and tickled Bow's chin with their tail.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"I'm in for doing my job. Not my fault I fell into some other prick's jurisitiction."

[PointMaid]

Karma didn't hide rolling her eyes.

Stupidity, I guess. Volunteering as an employee to do my best to help y'all, 'cause I needed a job. Before that, being a stray? Been in the pound a time or two.

[Caret]

"I don't care for alcohol or soda, thank you."

Bow curls up on a bean bag chair.

"Fun fact: did you know I have a last name? It's Ciel. My grandparents made it up when they decided to follow human customs. Yes, I had grandparents. Funny how a wild Pokémon keeps track of their family, huh. My family was always different. They had a knack for humanity, while refusing to submit to human control at the same time. ...I'm probably boring you, huh? I'm bored too. It's been a while since I  actually talked to anyone..."

Bow's speech is interrupted by the neck scratches.

"Uh, what are you doing...  ça chatouille! Hehehe!

Bow breaks into uncontrollable laughter, before snapping back to reality. She glares at Double Trouble, growling at the shapeshifter.

"Listen, mon ami. Just because I'm a cute critter does not mean you can pet me out of the blue!"

[Kennifer]

"As for me I'm not entirely sure but I probably said something someone in the Alliance didn't like. Whether it was what I actually had meant to say or taken out of context or whatever. At least that's what I'm guessing."

[PopcornPie]

Double laughed down at Bow. "Darling, the angrier you get, the cuter you become! It's a wonder everyone here hasn't already made an attempt to pet you. If you belong to the wild, where did you get the coat?" They lifted their head to everyone else. "No concrete charges? How odd, usually you're told upfront what you're being arrested for. I wouldn't be surprised if someone running this prison has wanted revenge on me for a bounty I took. Or maybe I messed with a family member, heh heh."

Oh, and they had multiple assassinations, both attempted and succeeded, beneath their belt, as well as war crimes, identity thefts, material thefts, and even a couple of what were basically drug deals...but none of their new roommates needed to know all thaaaaaaat.

[Florien]

Loook, floran jusst picked mosst of you off a watchlisst, with the help of a few judgess here today and ssome not. For all floran knowss, you haven't actually done anything sspecific.

Well except the onesss who definitely did ssomething. You did it probably. You're guilty.

Point iss, nonconssenssual extradition iss conssidered legitimate, unlesss you want to ssay that it'ss only jusstified ssometimess, in which casse, your hypocrissy shiness through. Iss bassic law really. Not like international law was ever enforceable.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Lloyd returns from the Courtyard, with the heavy smell on cigarette smoke on him from all he did out there.

So we're all sharing stories again, huh? Fine... he says in a way that shows he really doesn't want to tell his life story again.

Went broke, committed armed robbery, accidentally blown off a guy's head, got arrested, hit me up with armed robbery charges and murder when it really should have been manslaughter, went to prison for 11 years, escaped, got locked in a cabin with a bunch of people, got killed by a ghost, got brought back to life, tried to head to Mexico, got locked up here, the whole nine yard. All in a nutshell. I believe that should cover it, he says rather hastily.

[wingedcatgirl]

"Arson, probably," Hallie slurs in response to Double's question. "They didn't actually say, but I know I've committed a lot of arsons, and not a lot of crimes that aren't arson, so y'know, statistically, one of the arsons is the thing they're pissed about."

hallie you are drinking water you are not inebriated stop that

[PopcornPie]

"A watch list? Sounds about right." Double had that grin on their face. You know the one. "Yes, I know EXACTLY what I did, and I'm not sorry". "Well, unfortunately, darling, not all of us could gain our wealth simply by being a princess. Some of us had to scoop off the side."

Their jaw slowly slipped down with every crime Lloyd listed. How?! Does someone even live to commit that many felonies?! "Darling, you. Are. Amazing! Such a dense and experienced character! You must be some sort of legend back home!" Their tail swished back and forth.

[Florien]

If we're talking about crimes, can we talk about the crime against fashion in there?

You know which one.

[PopcornPie]

"I can't really...darling, do you know how hard it is to find something that matches green?"

[Florien]

No, no, you're fine. Green and a greyscale are legitimate. It was either that or red like the director over here who refuses to put on the kim glasses even though it would look perfectly good. Or... well, there are other options. Orange could work. The point is, you're fine. Apart from those boots. Unless you're hiding knives in the heels, you're exaggerating your already reasonable height without much purpose. You can intimidate anyone with your scale already, exaggerating it? Of dubious fashion value and intimidation value. Diminishing returns, you know. I would call it a fashion infraction, but hardly a proper crime.

No. There exists a FAR WORSE crime here.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Oh yeah, I have such a charmed life. My family wants nothing to do with me, wanted by the police, and here I am in some space prison with with a target on my back and with either the killers or the other people looking to vote me off next. Yeah, I'm such a legend. And when I die here, I'll be remembered as the guy just got fucked over one too many times. Yeah, legend, Lloyd couldn't help spewing off that sarcasm to Double Trouble.

[Caret]

"The cape? An old friend made it for me. They were a Leavanny, which is a species of Pokémon that is good at making clothes. They... moved on years ago, unfortunately." Bow pauses for a moment and sighs.

"My life story? Pfffft. Why would I tell my story to a bunch of random strangers? It's long and not really that exciting. Plus, I don't really trust others to spread it around. I don't want to become a celebrity. Why did aliens abduct me? Do they want to push a cute ball of fluff over the edge of despair? Oh wait, I didn't need to say that around. Everyone knows that the Alliance's real goal is to get a few laughs out of our suffering."

[Florien]

Ah, yes. The cape. Crime against fashion, really. Capes are highly-formal-wear, terribly impractical for everything outside of very specific instances, and make you look archaic and ridiculous. Throw it out, or at least remove it from my line of sight. It's an eyesore, and I don't care whether or not one of your friends made it.

You'll thank me later.

[PopcornPie]

"Geez!" Double laughed. "Anyway, Bow, seeing as you were on a watch list, you must have done something...Perhaps you were framed?"

[Caret]

Bow's voice wavers as she replies to Double Trouble. "Yes. I was um... framed. Let's go with that."

"I deeply apologize, but I don't agree with your sense of fashion. I refuse to ditch the cape. You can't dictate what I wear. Besides, I think it looks badass. There's more reasons why I continue to wear my cape, but I'm not revealing them."

[Florien]

Oh, I'm sure you, more than anyone here, know just how well I can dictate what you wear.

Now, take off the cape, or I'll do everything in my power to make sure that your crime is answered for.