09-04-2021, 18:14:57 PM
Yeah, although that one person nearly leaked it to the internet. Remember what happened with the Facebook incident?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
The Noodle Incident
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09-04-2021, 18:14:57 PM
Yeah, although that one person nearly leaked it to the internet. Remember what happened with the Facebook incident?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
09-05-2021, 03:49:29 AM
Oh yeah, good times - and that, kids, is why you swipe left if the dude's profile happens to have a full-grown Bengal tiger just peeking into frame.
"Xhahwbsishwjwbskqp" - words to live by
09-05-2021, 03:51:04 AM
Ew. Bengal tigers. One of them made medicine out of a stinkhorn once.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
quote listW H O T U R N E D O N T H E L I G H T S E N D L E S S F U N ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
11-27-2021, 07:20:07 AM
You know, I think I still have it in my garage, under my old records. Lemme check...
American Association for the Abolition of Abused Abbreviations and Asinine Acronyms & a 44mm-length battery is.
11-30-2021, 02:53:48 AM
How old are these records by the way? There was a resurgence of these since the bootlegging incident of 2020. And brother, you don't wanna hear about that.
11-30-2021, 02:57:44 AM
I was there. The FBI went so crazy, I thought we were all going to die.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
12-15-2021, 01:32:09 AM
Maybe setting that log on fire was a bad idea!
American Association for the Abolition of Abused Abbreviations and Asinine Acronyms & a 44mm-length battery is.
12-16-2021, 04:18:33 AM
Especially after the incident with the water bottle and the salt shaker.
boneless beans and recipes involving those boneless beans
i keep fading in and out of existence on this website for some reason i'm totally normal about henry kablam and june kablam (lying)
03-31-2022, 01:40:15 AM
At least they didn't spill all over the ground, like in May!
American Association for the Abolition of Abused Abbreviations and Asinine Acronyms & a 44mm-length battery is.
03-31-2022, 02:18:40 AM
Ah, yeah I remember that. All those slugs where there, too...
Stupid doomed timeline...
04-02-2022, 19:14:16 PM
It's just like the time I got turned into a piano.
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
04-09-2022, 16:56:29 PM
Yeah, and we had to go all the way to New Orleans to retrieve you. Those jazz artists really drove a hard bargain.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
04-09-2022, 16:59:23 PM
That hitchhiker we picked up wasn't any help, either.
Stupid doomed timeline...
06-20-2022, 07:56:53 AM
hitchhiker, schmitchhiker! you're lucky you never got into an incident with a professional scuba diver and an entire jar of pickled cherries like i did in '14!
06-20-2022, 18:31:36 PM
Eugh, thanks for reminding me of the Square Pickles. Why did we think those were a good idea?
Viking Duck is back from Valhalla, and ready to take all the loot. Also, still a friend to animals.
06-20-2022, 18:36:12 PM
i blame the microwave. this is what happens when someone attempts to fix the kitchen.
06-20-2022, 18:48:13 PM
It can't be worse than the time we fixed the garage. Remember when the car couldn't be kept in place?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
06-22-2022, 03:05:24 AM
oh yeah. you know, this really reminds me of the home depot incident. what kind of moron covers their entire floor in jello?
06-24-2022, 00:14:46 AM
The same moron who, back in '44, stole that grand piano! And them burned it!
American Association for the Abolition of Abused Abbreviations and Asinine Acronyms & a 44mm-length battery is.
06-24-2022, 00:58:35 AM
And that was a piano from the days of Mozart! No one has any respect for history? Remember what the same guy did at the Smithsonian Museum?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
06-24-2022, 01:06:51 AM
Oh yeah, that was crazy. Especially the flooding, Jesus Christ!
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
08-18-2022, 04:46:38 AM
could be worse. it could've been like that time at the rug factory. one of the guys had to get that hot pink faux fur surgically removed!
08-18-2022, 04:54:10 AM
hey, how was i supposed to know that a t shirt gun was going to do that?
That was nothing compared to what happened at GenghisCon '19. The turkey suit guy still haunts my nightmares to this day.
08-27-2022, 07:56:51 AM
Worse than the guy with the kitty launcher and the clothes-wearing anteater.
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