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The Noodle Incident
#26
Yeah, although that one person nearly leaked it to the internet. Remember what happened with the Facebook incident?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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#27
Oh yeah, good times - and that, kids, is why you swipe left if the dude's profile happens to have a full-grown Bengal tiger just peeking into frame.
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#28
Ew. Bengal tigers. One of them made medicine out of a stinkhorn once.
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.


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#29
You know, I think I still have it in my garage, under my old records. Lemme check...
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#30
How old are these records by the way? There was a resurgence of these since the bootlegging incident of 2020. And brother, you don't wanna hear about that.
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#31
I was there. The FBI went so crazy, I thought we were all going to die.
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#32
Maybe setting that log on fire was a bad idea!
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#33
Especially after the incident with the water bottle and the salt shaker.
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#34
At least they didn't spill all over the ground, like in May!
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#35
Ah, yeah I remember that. All those slugs where there, too...
Stupid doomed timeline...
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#36
It's just like the time I got turned into a piano.
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
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#37
Yeah, and we had to go all the way to New Orleans to retrieve you. Those jazz artists really drove a hard bargain.
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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#38
That hitchhiker we picked up wasn't any help, either.
Stupid doomed timeline...
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#39
hitchhiker, schmitchhiker! you're lucky you never got into an incident with a professional scuba diver and an entire jar of pickled cherries like i did in '14!
noodle doodle do

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#40
Eugh, thanks for reminding me of the Square Pickles. Why did we think those were a good idea?
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#41
i blame the microwave. this is what happens when someone attempts to fix the kitchen.


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#42
It can't be worse than the time we fixed the garage. Remember when the car couldn't be kept in place?
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#43
oh yeah. you know, this really reminds me of the home depot incident. what kind of moron covers their entire floor in jello?
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#44
The same moron who, back in '44, stole that grand piano! And them burned it!
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#45
And that was a piano from the days of Mozart! No one has any respect for history? Remember what the same guy did at the Smithsonian Museum?
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#46
Oh yeah, that was crazy. Especially the flooding, Jesus Christ!
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#47
could be worse. it could've been like that time at the rug factory. one of the guys had to get that hot pink faux fur surgically removed!
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#48
hey, how was i supposed to know that a t shirt gun was going to do that?


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but they'll always recall my name
out on the streets, but i do what i gotta do


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#49
That was nothing compared to what happened at GenghisCon '19. The turkey suit guy still haunts my nightmares to this day.
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#50
Worse than the guy with the kitty launcher and the clothes-wearing anteater.
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